THE DAY CLOUGHIE SWAPPED JOBS
WITH THE DRIVER OF THE TEAM COACH
The feature was entitled "'Big Head' and his mate." Some of it read as follows:
Full Name: Brian Howard Clough
Occupation: Coach driver
Pets: Forest's Board of Directors
Likes: Annoying football managers who think they know it all
Dislikes: Football managers who do know it all
Ambitions for 1987: To get to an away ground before 2.30pm
Favourite newspaper: The one the manager does not write in - if you can find it
Habits: Throwing a 'deaf un' when the manager has one of his turns
What other job would you like to do: Manage Nottingham Forest. My first job would be to give the coach driver a rise
Biggest influence on career: No-one - how could anyone tell me anything about my job?
Claim to fame: The only coach driver who can walk on water
Full Name: Albert Kershaw
Occupation: Football manager
Likes: Putting coach drivers in their rightful place
Dislikes: Coach drivers who think they can manage a football club
Ambitions for 1987: To persuade our coach driver to get us to a match on time
Person you would most like to meet: The coach driver's wife - I don't know how she puts up with him.